Mythical Creature Curio Gifts

"You call that a KISS?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Fishing Tales

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Warrior Woman

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Catasaurus

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Diolch

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Viking Loch Ness

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.