Curio Seeker Gifts

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

At the Museum

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The discovery of electricity...

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Then what happened?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"#BeCurious"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Eureka!

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Ostrich Curoisities