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At the Museum

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The discovery of electricity...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Then what happened?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"#BeCurious"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Eureka!

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"