Critter Curious Gifts

Cycle of Life

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Switch on brain

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'What happens after the end of time?'

"You're amazing!"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

'Because it's there!'

Question Mark

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'What's oriole sex'

Flytrap nerd.

"I miscounted."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Questions

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

"Estate sale"

"I've been thinking...why do you like me?"

Smart Asp