Critter Curious Gifts

Cycle of Life

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Switch on brain

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

"You're amazing!"

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'What happens after the end of time?'

'Because it's there!'

Question Mark

Flytrap nerd.

"I miscounted."

'What's oriole sex'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Questions

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Smart Asp

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

''Have you got any cockroaches?"