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Farmer's Market

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'What happens after the end of time?'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Something nocturnal."

Flytrap nerd.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"You call that a KISS?"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

How Platypuses Are Born

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Chameleon.

"Pew researchers!"

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

Monster Bathrooms.

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Weasal

Cycle of Life

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

Killer whale jumping out of a fish bowl.

Cloning Misadventure - Spotted Tree Buffalo.

Chicken Legs