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'Mom. Is there life on other plants?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Yes, that person there...'

'What happens after the end of time?'

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

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'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Questions

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

Smart Asp

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Farmer's Market

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

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