Cybernaut Gifts

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

Robotic Man

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I got connected to the internet!"

The Escape Key

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

Ask your mother computer.

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"Just off for a little troll, dad..."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

Witch Online

The Computer takes a drinks break.

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

Jerry Brown Becomes California's Longest-Serving Governor

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Mitt-Bot's Amazing Origins

World tour of web pages.

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'