Cybernetics Gifts

"We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic"

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

Mitt-Bot's Amazing Origins

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Now I know everything!"

"I got connected to the internet!"

Robotic Man

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

The Escape Key

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'No thanks, I couldn't download another byte.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

Ask your mother computer.

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

Witch Online

The Computer takes a drinks break.

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."