Cybernetics Buff Gifts

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

Ice shelfie.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Moon: Made in China

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'