Canine Cybernaut Gifts

'He speaks and now he has his own chat room.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

The Escape Key

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Steroids.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"He created Bitecoin."

Ask your mother computer.

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"I'm here to protect your data!"

World tour of web pages.

"After looking up my password, completing two-step verification, and proving I'm not a robot, I forget why I went to this website!"

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

Nethead strip: Avoided

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

"I told him not to click on it."

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'