Canine Cybernaut T-Shirts

'He speaks and now he has his own chat room.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

The Escape Key

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Steroids.'

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

Ask your mother computer.

"He created Bitecoin."

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

"I'm here to protect your data!"

World tour of web pages.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"After looking up my password, completing two-step verification, and proving I'm not a robot, I forget why I went to this website!"

Nethead strip: Avoided

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

"I told him not to click on it."

"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'