Cyber Canine Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

His Master's Data.

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

"Does he byte?"

Hungry labradors online.

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"It's a cat-scanner."

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Beware of Blog

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

Dog licking laptop.

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

Buster's Blog.

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

'Breed? He's a Pointer...and a Clicker.'

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'