Internet-savvy Dog Lover T-Shirts

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"Something to do with algorithms."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Distracted dog walker.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Hungry labradors online.

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"This is so going on Instagram."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Doggy satellite dish.