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"He created Bitecoin."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

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"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

Bit coin.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

'You wish, Timmy.'

The Tooth Accountant

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Crypto-Corruption