Cryptocurrency Fan Gifts

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Yes, we’re the experts President Musk has tasked with cleaning up govt. waste, fraud, and abuse, and no, you can’t see what’s in the bucket..."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

European currency on the edge.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Economy - USA.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Search for Rare Bitcoin

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Good news on Wall Street today"

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'