Crypto Fanatic Gifts

Bought Crypto And Got Ripped-O!

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

My First Bitcoin.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"He created Bitecoin."

Bit coin.

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

The Tooth Accountant

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."