Crypto Lovers Gifts

The Tooth Accountant

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

My First Bitcoin.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"He created Bitecoin."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Bit coin.

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.