Cryptocurrency Aficionados Gifts

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

My First Bitcoin.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"He created Bitecoin."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Bit coin.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

The Tooth Accountant

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."