Crypto Connoisseurs Gifts

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

My First Bitcoin.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

Bit coin.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Who are you calling abominable...?"