'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'
Crypto Curious Gifts
Searching for a gift for the crypto enthusiast who's always curious about blockchain and digital assets? Our collection celebrates the fun side of crypto with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they're a seasoned trader or just starting their journey into the world of cryptocurrency, these products add a dash of humor and personality to their daily routine. Fuel their passion and curiosity with unique, witty items that make a statement and spark conversations.
"I know about the birds and the bees. Can you explain Bitcoin?
'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'
"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."
Now Accepting Bitcoins
Blocked Network
"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!
"A bitcoin for your thoughts?"
"I'm you. I've come from 35 years in the Future. And I still don't understand Bitcoin!"
"You need to stop mining bitcoin. You've got the black lung."
Everyone is Talking About Blockchain But No One Does Anything About Knowing What It Actually Is
"I don't know what a non-fungible token is, but some senior citizens are getting rich selling pictures of themselves."
"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."
Economics/Crypto Currency
"Not a bit the wiser. . ."
What's 'Bitcoin'?
"I thought the robotic server was amusing until it demanded it's tip in bitcoins."
Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!
'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'
The Economic Crisis
"We pivot to video, kick-ball-change to mobile and sashay pirouette to crypto with a curtsy on the blockchain."
"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."
"We can't rob it. Turns out cryptocurrency is only theoretical."
"The Cryptocurrency people must never find out that we don't understand what the hell they're doing."
"I suppose we could convert it to bitcoin."
"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??
Search for Rare Bitcoin
"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."
"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."
'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'
"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."
"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."
"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"
My First Bitcoin.
"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."
Crypto Curious Gifts Collection
Crypto Curious Mugs
Explore our collection of crypto-themed mugs and find the perfect witty design to brighten your loved one's mornings or add a touch of crypto humor to their day.
Crypto Curious Pillows
Relax with our crypto-themed pillows—quirky and cozy, perfect for fans who love to add a touch of blockchain humor to their living space.
Crypto Curious Prints
Brighten any room with our crypto-inspired prints—bold, playful designs that celebrate the digital currency revolution in style.
Crypto Curious T-Shirts
Discover our range of crypto-inspired t-shirts—fun, humorous, and perfect for showing off your digital currency enthusiasm wherever you go.