Crypto Curious Pillows

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"I know about the birds and the bees. Can you explain Bitcoin?

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

Now Accepting Bitcoins

Blocked Network

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"A bitcoin for your thoughts?"

"I'm you. I've come from 35 years in the Future. And I still don't understand Bitcoin!"

"You need to stop mining bitcoin. You've got the black lung."

Everyone is Talking About Blockchain But No One Does Anything About Knowing What It Actually Is

"I don't know what a non-fungible token is, but some senior citizens are getting rich selling pictures of themselves."

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

Economics/Crypto Currency

"Not a bit the wiser. . ."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"I thought the robotic server was amusing until it demanded it's tip in bitcoins."

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

The Economic Crisis

"We pivot to video, kick-ball-change to mobile and sashay pirouette to crypto with a curtsy on the blockchain."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"We can't rob it. Turns out cryptocurrency is only theoretical."

"The Cryptocurrency people must never find out that we don't understand what the hell they're doing."

"I suppose we could convert it to bitcoin."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

My First Bitcoin.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."