Cryptography Enthusiasts Gifts

"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

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'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

Bit coin.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"