Cryptogram Enthusiast Gifts

"Try S instead of L."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Misunderstood artist

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

M16 Code-breakers office

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'