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"Try S instead of L."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Misunderstood artist

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

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Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Football anagrams: Victoria do rule (Answer: Olivier Dacourt)

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'