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'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

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'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Tech support? I want to get my grades encrypted."

'Where was the TSA?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

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"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'