Encryption Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

The Computer Bore

'Where was the TSA?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

M16 Code-breakers office

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"