Cryptid Enthusiast Gifts

'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'

"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

'Have you ever crushed grapes, Mr Bigfoot?'

'I love the leg room.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'

Please take only photographs, leave only footprints.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Dang it, Braxton, you know I hate it when you leave hair all over the soap!'

Bumbles bounce

Bigfoot on skis...

The Abominable Showman...

Bluff Creek

Bigfoot's Stocking

'Oh my God, it's Bigfoot! And look, he's with his podiatrist!'

BIG HOOF

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

'Buford, you're a disgrace to the National Park Service. You've supposed to arrest poachers, not eat them!'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

Please wipe your big feet.

'It's impressive, but I think your carbon footprint is even larger.'

Foot Clinic.

Local Authorities Investigate Recent Bigfoot Sightings

'Yet another sighting of the Inverness cameraman was reported today! Let us know what you think. Is it real or fake?'

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'Bigfoot?! BIGFOOT!! Well, you've got a BIG NOSE! What do you think of that, Mr. Smarty-pants?!'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"To bring you up to date...we're told a Bigfoot monster is in this house with a child inside! Hold it! The front door is opening!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

“Holy smokes, Larry! It’s Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa!”