Cryptid Lover Gifts

Scientist seen on loch.

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"My daughter tells me your name is Bigfoot!"

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Crocodile

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"You've got a friend in me."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Big Boy Foot

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'Whats your poison.'