Cryptid Lover Gifts

Scientist seen on loch.

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"My daughter tells me your name is Bigfoot!"

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'You caught it, you gut it!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Crocodile

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Big Boy Foot

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"