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Scientist seen on loch.

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"My daughter tells me your name is Bigfoot!"

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'You caught it, you gut it!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Crocodile

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Big Boy Foot

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"