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'Whatever you do, don't get involved.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Scientist seen on loch.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Big Boy Foot

"Something nocturnal."

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Corn Lizard

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

The Abominable Showman...