Cryptid Aficionado Mugs

'Whatever you do, don't get involved.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Bigfoot"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Scientist seen on loch.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

Big Boy Foot

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Finding Bigfoot

"Something nocturnal."

The Abominable Showman...

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

Corn Lizard

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...