Cryptid Fan Gifts

'Are we there Yeti?'

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

People you may know. Nessie. Add. Leprechaun. Add. Chupacabra. Add.

After endless hours of waiting they were finally rewarded with a glimpse of the mysterious creature.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"More people believe in the abominable snowman than in our candidate."

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Bigfoot"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Scientist seen on loch.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'