Cryptid Fan Gifts

'Are we there Yeti?'

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

After endless hours of waiting they were finally rewarded with a glimpse of the mysterious creature.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"More people believe in the abominable snowman than in our candidate."

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

Scientist seen on loch.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Big Boy Foot

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Loch Ness Monster

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"