Cryptid Cupid Gifts

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Scientist seen on loch.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Big Boy Foot

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Finding Bigfoot

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

The Abominable Showman...

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

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"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."