Canine Cupid Gifts

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

"We met online."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Control yourself. Don't come on to her.'

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"He's cute...and look, he's been wormed."

"That's the last time I let you fix me up. She looks like a human to me!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Barman In Love.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Tough Love 2000

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Valentine's Day

Hubble Telescope

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Valentines

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Artist

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."