Comical Cupid Gifts

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Barman In Love.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Call it Tough Love.

Cat Stops Cupid

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Tough Love 2000

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Love in Church

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Hubble Telescope

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

Artist

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"