Creature Cupid Gifts

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Cupid and parachutists.

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Call it Tough Love.

Cat Stops Cupid

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Love in Church

Hubble Telescope

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Blind data.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

Artist

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.