Creature Cupid Pillows

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Cat Stops Cupid

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Love in Church

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Hubble Telescope

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Blind data.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

Artist

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'

'Sorry, he's not much of a shot, but he can spot a great wine from a mile away.'

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"