Comedic Cupid Pillows

'-and if you think he's fat wait until you see his wallet!'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Diving Cat.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

Hubble Telescope

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Artist

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

'How can I miss you if you won't go away!'

'How about some marital counselling, hon? Should we grab some while we're in this aisle?' 'No, we're fine on that.'

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"