Cyber Cupid Pillows

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

'Is generic okay?'

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Online dating.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Everybody meets online these days."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

Call it Tough Love.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Cat Stops Cupid

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Hubble Telescope

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Love in Church

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

"So - we meet at last."

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"