Cyber Cupid Mugs

'Is generic okay?'

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Online dating.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Everybody meets online these days."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Cat Stops Cupid

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Hubble Telescope

Love in Church

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"So - we meet at last."

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Doctor, does my policy cover little sharp arrows?!"

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."