Computer Cupid Pillows

Blind data.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Everybody meets online these days."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Valentines

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"So - we meet at last."

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

It's raining men

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Love in social networks

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

Online Dating For Dummies

Valentine's Day.

Love Online.

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"