Digital Cupid Pillows

'That's amazing. According to the computer, I'm your perfect match!'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Not tonight, I have a headache.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Tunnel of Swiping Right

'I'm trying online dating, I'm trying to go out with the best liar.'

Computer dating service.

'We met on the Internet.'

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

"What do you have that'll act like a virus on a computer date?"

"Yes, I know internet dates often lie about their age, but they usually take years OFF!"

"Thanks to Tinder and Covid, my whole career has gone down the toilet."

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"

". . . we got another dead online dater, just finished his 59,427th profile question."

"We met online, it was love at first website!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Hubble Telescope

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm sexually attracted to space."