Online Cupid Pillows

"I wouldn't have recognized you had it not been for your Display profile."

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I was hoping for someone with poor eyesight and no imagination."

I actually met the girl of my dreams on the internet. Unfortunately, she was computer animated.

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

"My friends have been bugging me to sign up on this dating site."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Online Dating

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Today's love

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Everybody meets online these days."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Your website or mine?'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

cuPad

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'