Casual Cupid Pillows

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Online Dating

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

Barman In Love.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Cupid and parachutists.

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Cat Stops Cupid

Valentine man in underpants.

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Tough Love 2000

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

Love in Church

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Tunnel of like

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."