Keyboard Cupid Pillows

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Valentine Vaccines

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Col Pugno

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Tough Love 2000

Valentine's Day

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Valentines

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Blind data.

Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"What do you have that'll act like a virus on a computer date?"