Keyboard Cupid Mugs

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Valentine Vaccines

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Try a danged head shot!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Col Pugno

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Tough Love 2000

Valentine's Day

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Valentines

Blind data.

Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

Valentine's Day.