Keyboard Romantic Mugs

Love Online.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Ostriches making out

Big Data Tonight

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Online Dating

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."