Keyboard Romantic Pillows

Love Online.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

Online Dating

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't