Chemical Romantic Pillows

Right click for yes...

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Your website or mine?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Science And Society 1923

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'That must be my computer date.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

I Drew a Hot Guy

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

Maybe I was wrong?

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Cyber Love

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'