Romantic Alchemists Pillows

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Carbon Dating.

Boat wedding.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Quantum Psychic

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'Romeo and Julietta'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Barman In Love.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Pheromones.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

The Loving Couple

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."